FunkyMunky's Private Page


I am: Woman

Seeking a: Man

Age: 38

Body Type: Slim

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Status: Single

Occupation: Data analyst

In My Own Words:

Instead of a stupid story about who I am and what I want (we all want the same otherwise we wouldn't be on a SEX DATING WEBSITE!!)

So let me put down the rules right away;

– No condoms means no sex.
– I do not need your pampering and patronizing!
– I love giving blowjobs but I don't swallow cum! Std can be transmitted this way and my body and health are way too important for me
– I am only interested in white men, not cause I'm a racist or anything but I don't quite like the attitude of most black males. Some are outright ridiculous to be honest.
– I do have an education and I consider myself pretty smart. So low class talk does not turn me on (another reason why I'm not interested in black guys). So if you want to get my attention from the first message than make sure its about something deep and interesting..
Messages like “I want to jam my dick in ur ass” get deleted and get you on my block list.
-Talking like a hillbilly is also a huge turn off.
– I am not into older men. Why would I want to be with someone that has the same age as my dad?
– I dont do groupsex
– I don't anything really kinky or nasty like bondage or getting pissed on (why would anyway enjoy that is beyond me)

So if any of these dont suite you than please move on..


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